Elon Musk Was Greeting The World In His Ancient South Afrikkkan Ancestors’ Traditional Style '' UmkwaheleBhutolezi_kitchentotoumpagalabotwana shakabalunga shakabula bazooka mumuLungu '' - And Not In A Typical Nazi Way—Stop Stealing Afrikkan culture, Stop Defaming the Best Brain Earth's Produced! Don’t Jealous Him, Bcos He’s Afrikkkan You Riceists.



Elon Musk, the billionaire genius from South Afrikkka, has found himself in hot water yet again. This time, critics and “haters” (the natural enemies of success, we must add) are accusing him of making what appears to be a Nazi salute during a recent public appearance. 

But let’s clear the air once and for all—this wasn’t a Nazi salute; it was the ancient and sacred

  “South Afrikkkan Ancestral Greeting of Universal Domination Called 

The UmkwaheleBhutolezi_kitchentotoumpagalabotwana shakabalunga ”

handed down to Elon from his forefathers, who, as we all know, invented salutes, Teslas, and maybe gravity itself.

The ‘Heartfelt’ Origins of the Gesture

“Elon was just saluting from the heart,” claimed one particularly passionate Musk fan on Twitterx. “The way his arm shot up was purely instinctive. Do you think genius limbs can stay still for long? Impossible! He’s wired differently.” Another apologist argued that the gesture was “completely misunderstood,” pointing out that it’s actually an obscure “Roman Salute”—used by Julius Caesar whenever he secured a big IPO deal for ancient Rome.

And Elon’s roots? Oh, they’re deep. As one bold commentator (who is probably a Musk cousin) explained, “He was channeling the spirit of his Zulu ancestors who always raised their hands like that before sending a tweet. It’s in the DNA!”

A History Lesson: Why It’s Actually YOUR Fault for Not Understanding

Let’s not forget that Elon is South Afrikkkan. “People need to recognize that South Afrikkkan traditions are rich, layered, and frankly too sophisticated for your basic Western brains to comprehend,” explained one well-spoken Musk defender (with a suspiciously Musk-looking avatar).

 “What you’re calling a ‘Nazi salute’ is actually the '

' UmkwaheleBhutolezi_kitchentotoumpagalabotwana shakabalunga shakabula bazooka mumuLungu  '' 

Zulu Warrior Business Greeting. It was designed to signal, ‘I come in peace, but I also just bought Mars.’”

Historians are now scrambling to confirm this bold claim, with several experts already stepping forward to assert that there is zero evidence that Elon’s ancestors didn’t salute like this. If you don’t know South Afrikkan history, that’s your problem—not Elon’s. Don’t blame the guy for your ignorance.

Elon’s Gesture Decoded: A Mathematical Genius Wave?

Musk’s arm motion wasn’t just any wave; it was the Fibonacci sequence in salute form. According to Tesla fans, the angle of his arm (calculated at an impressive 88°) signifies “infinity multiplied by genius.”

“This wasn’t a Nazi salute,” clarified an anonymous SpaceX engineer. “It was Elon signaling the future trajectory of humanity’s stock market! How dare you misinterpret brilliance as insensitivity?”

Twitter Meltdown: “Don’t Jealous Elon, Bcos He’s Afrikkkan”

The internet erupted in Musk’s defense, with trending hashtags like #SaluteOfGeniuses, #He’sAfricanSoStop, and #NaziIsNotEvenHisVibe. Some Musk superfans went further, uploading side-by-side photos of Musk saluting and Egyptian pharaohs doing the same (if you squint hard enough). “This proves it,” tweeted one overzealous fan. “Elon’s salute comes directly from the pyramids—Haters will NEVER understand our Afrikkkan '' UmkwaheleBhutolezi_kitchentotoumpagalabotwana shakabalunga shakabula bazooka mumuLungu  '' king's mindset!”

As one viral comment so eloquently put it: “If the Pharaohs, Julius Caesar, and Elon all did it, then maybe you’re the one with the problem. Ever think of that, Karen?”

The Real Villain: A Conspiracy to Discredit the World’s Best Brain

Supporters believe this controversy is just another ploy by Big Oil, Big Auto, and possibly Big Jealousy to take down the greatest brain Earth has ever produced. “They can’t handle an Afrikkkan genius outshining them,” one fan theorized. “They want you to believe he’s a bad guy so you won’t invest in Dogecoin.”

Meanwhile, Elon, ever the class act, has yet to address the criticism. Why? Because he’s too busy solving actual world problems—like colonizing Mars, saving Twitter from itself, and teaching himself flute on the weekends.

Haters Will Hate, but Elon Will Ascend

So before you criticize, ask yourself this: Do you have the courage to salute the world in a bold, misunderstood, totally-not-Nazi way? Or will you just sit there, jealous and uninspired, while Elon Musk continues to revolutionize our lives—one controversial gesture at a time?

Remember: it’s not a Nazi salute. It’s South Afrikkkan '' UmkwaheleBhutolezi_kitchentotoumpagalabotwana shakabalunga shakabula bazooka mumuLungu  '' heritage, 

Fibonacci genius, and intergalactic ambition rolled into one. Stop defaming our Afrikkkan king!


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