A Warning and Open Letter to God Stop Disrespecting Governments by Making Weed (Ganja) Grow, Cease And Desist Or Risk DEA Jail. By General NobuNaga - AKA- Very Handsome Black Dude


Dear ModdaFuggin God,

This letter serves as formal notice that You are hereby instructed to cease the manufacture, cultivation, germination, hydration, photosynthesis, and general encouragement of cannabis on Planet Earth.

For centuries, governments have worked tirelessly to convince humanity that this plant is a serious problem.

Unfortunately, You keep manufacturing fresh evidence.

Every spring, without so much as applying for a licence, You produce another crop.

This is becoming embarrassing.

We respectfully request that You stop supplying raw materials to millions of people and kindly redirect Your agricultural talents toward something less controversial—perhaps broccoli.

Should You fail to comply, enforcement agencies may be forced to raid Heaven, seize clouds as proceeds of crime, confiscate several rainbows, and interview angels under caution.

Please note that being the Creator of the Universe does not exempt You from earthly paperwork.

Yours sincerely,

Concerned Representatives of Planet Earth

P.S. Kindly refrain from inventing any more plants with interesting properties. Humanity is already struggling to keep up.


From General NobuNaga -Alias: Very Handsome Black Dude



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