Case Study: An Idiot Starter Pack As To Why God Will Need Soldiers, An Army To Un_Alive Ancient Useless Eaters, Excess đź’© Poop & Nasty Ass Fart Makers Plus Biblical Oxygen Thieves?
Abstract The study is a critique of the theological and philosophical concept of an all-powerful deity needing a mortal army. It questions the rationality of an omnipotent entity engaging in military organization among humans, with soldiers as "ancient decommissioners" of so-called "useless eaters," "excess poop makers," and "biblical oxygen thieves." Borrowing from parapsychology, cognitive dissonance theories, and linguistic absurdities, this article suggests that this construct is rooted in anthropocentric idiocy rather than in any sound metaphysical rationale. The discussion integrates perspectives from parapsychology, cognitive neuroscience, and absurdist existentialism to emphasize the contradictions in divine militarization. Introduction Visualize an omnipotent, omniscient being, limitless in power, who Surpasses the conventional boundaries of even time, space, and need. Now imagine that same being assembling a cadre of glorified primat